I wretched my posterior labrum 3 years ago exercising with free weights. This in and of itself is enough for me to implore fellow dads to stop slinging weights like we used to in our 20′s. This causes very painful bicep tendinitis in my left shoulder. My most recent bout with it kept me off of any kind of upper body workout for 3 weeks. This is agonizing as there are just so many legs and core exercises a dude can do before having to buy a pair of Old Navy Yoga Butt Pants.

My doctor gave me a shot of cortisone in the shoulder joint. It was so delightful that my left leg started kicking up and down during the procedure. I asked him if if the needle was splitting every soft tissue in the joint itself during the insertion. Once the feeling of being hit in the shoulder with a sledgehammer wore off after a couple of days, I noticed moderate relief from the pain, but nothing to make me want to drop and give you 30.

So, I did a simple superfood trick instead. Blueberries and spinach are loaded with all kinds of good stuff with scientific names for anti-inflammitories. As always, Google it for yourself. I grabbed a handful of fresh baby spinach, a handful of frozen blueberries, a banana, and a cup of water and threw it in a blender. I then proceeded to slam it down. The whole process took 10 minutes and I just got 4 servings of fruits and vegetables.

By the 3rd day of drinking this stupidly simple superfood shake, I noticed a SIGNIFICANT difference in my shoulder. The tendinitis was completely gone. It was gone so much to the point that I have been able to do light upper body exercises without any issue (taking it slow).

Before I lead you to believe this was a food miracle, let’s get a few things straight. I do have steroids floating in my shoulder and I have rested it for a few weeks. So, there is not any science that proves one thing over another. I would suggest that a combination of everything with the superfood shake as the final “oomph” got me over this hump. At the very least, this is a 10 minute exercise to give you a heaping dose of superfood goodness.

Can I borrow your yoga butt pants?

Many people here in middle America don’t even know what the word “vegan” means. Once I explain, they say “Oh, you eat a lot of salads and want to save the animals”. For some, this is true. For us, neither of these are true. The idea of eating salad around the clock is enough to make me contemplate heading to the Siberian goulags for a better meal. Our children would also be emotionally scarred and melt down at their first school birthday party at the sight of pizza. “Does not compute. Does not compute. Does not compute.”

If you have picky eating children or a “salads are for sissys” kinda husband, I want to introduce you to a bunch of superfoods you can sneak into just about anything. I would have never come across these foods had I not started eating vegan. The reason why I stumbled upon these foods is because I started studying how to get a daily balanced nutrition without animal products and without having to gorge myself on raw broccoli (yeah baby). What I found is that you can get a whole lot of your protein, fiber, carbs, and vitamins from a couple very small sources. These food pack vegetable power in 1 teaspoon doses. For those of you who want to balance out your nutrition (vegan or not), you can incorporate these throughout your day and boost your nutrition by 50%.

The first food is closely related to your Chia pet from the 80′s. “Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia Pet!” Remember? Well, you can eat part of your Chia pet. I am not suggesting that you buy one, bust it with a hammer, and stir it in a soup. Specifically, I want to talk about the chia  seeds that you spread all over a Chia pet. Chia seeds are the first power food I want to discuss. These seeds have ancient roots and were known as an energy, strength, and endurance food for the Aztec indians.

Chia seeds pack 8x more omega-3 than salmon and 30% more antioxidants than blueberries. A tablespoon serving has 17% of your fiber intake, 5% of your protein, and around 10% of your different mineral requirements. It’s completeness in nutrition makes it a great morning energy booster. This is what you do: the tiny seeds can can be ground into a fine powder (your coffee grinder) and put in just about anything as they have little to no taste. Put it in a morning smoothie. Drop the powder into your pancake mix. Mix it with some peanut butter and spread it on your toast. Stir it in a glass of water or OJ.

You can pickup white chia seeds (Salba seeds) from http://www.salba.org OR you can just head to Whole Foods or a decent health food store and pick up a bottle. A decent sized bottle will run you between $15 – $25. And if you get bored with them, you can always rub them on a piece of clay and try to grow a Jerry Garcia head.