Sticky gooey “Cinnabon-like” rolls for the vegan? Yes, you betcha. Any recipe can be converted to  vegan one. While these are not the bastion of good health, they are still better for you than the regular ones. Vegan cooking always makes gains with lower saturated fat and no cholesterol. Very important for heart health as you approach 40 (or 45). Anyway, these are from scratch and take 2 hours to make (don’t get all discouraged, oh Microwave Generation).

Ingredients:

• 1 1/2 tsp active dry yeast
• 1 tsp sugar
• 1 cup warm water
• 4 cups flour
• 1/8 tsp vitamin C powder (not needed but will REALLY help your dough rise)
• 1/2 tsp salt
• 1/2 cup melted Earth Balance margarine
• 1/4 cup canola oil
• 1 cup chopped pecans
• 1 cup raisins
• 1/2 cup melted margarine for brushing on dough
• 1/4 cup melted margarine for topping
• lots of cinnamon sugar mix
• 1/2 cup soy milk
• 2 – 4 cups of powdered sugar
• 1/4 tsp vanilla

As with all breads, combine the water, yeast and sugar. Set aside and let rise for 5 minutes. It should be as thick as a head of Guinness. Pour the mixture into a mixing bowl (hopefully a KitchenAid with a dough hook) with the margarine and oil. Gradually add the flour, salt, and vitamin C. Mix for 5 minutes with a machine dough hook or 10 minutes by hand. The dough should be very soft and should stick to your fingers, but not leave any residue. Cover the dough and let it rise for 30 – 60 minutes or doubled in bulk.

Get your oven pre-heated to 425 degrees.

After the dough has risen, plop it on a floured surface. Cut it in half. Put 1 half back in the bowl. Roll the other into a rectangle at least 12 inches high and 18 inches long. The dough should be rolled to almost a 1/4 inch in thickness. With a brush, liberally apply melted margarine to the rectangle piece of dough. Cover the dough with a healthy sprinkling of the cinnamon sugar mixture. Next, spread the nuts and raisins. it is up to you how much you want in the rolls. I put about a handful of each. Carefully roll the dough lengthwise like Clark Gable would roll a cigarette (not like I have EVER seen any of his movies start to finish).  You should have a nice thick roll.

Grease a 9×13 baking pan. Slice 2 inch pieces with a serrated knife. Take each piece and gently place it in the pan face up. Push the roll down to about half it’s height. Continue this process. You should get 6 – 8 rolls out of it. Repeat the same process with the second half of the dough.

Once completed, you brush the tops of the rolls with more melted margarine and sprinkle with cinnamon sugar. Place them in the oven for 15 – 20 minutes.

While the rolls are baking, create the topping.  Combine the soy milk, powdered sugar 1 cup at a time, 4 tbsp of melted margarine, and vanilla in a small mixing bowl. Beat with a whisk. Keep on adding the powdered sugar one cup at a time, You will not believe how much sugar 1/2 cup of soy milk will consume. You want this mixture to be like sludge. Really thick. When in doubt, keep on adding.

Pull the rolls out of the oven. You want the tops of the rolls to be golden brown. Pour the sludgy white stuff all over the rolls. It will melt and then harden. Let the rolls cool for at least 5 – 10 minutes. After that, dig in with a cup of stiff french roast coffee. There is no way you will be able to eat just one.

There is nothing better on a cold Fall night than a big bowl of soup that serves as a meal (there are probably some things that are better, but…). This soup is vegan, healthy, hearty, and takes 30 minutes to make. There are lots of shortcuts to soup that don’t require sitting in a crock pot, subject to every passerby lickin’ and lappin’ a “just a taste”. Especially with the SWINE running around. I could have named this “Simple Healthy Swine Fall Soup” if it took 8 hours to make and you have 8 kids.

Ingredients:

• 1 medium onion diced
• 2 carrots diced (like whole carrots, not those cheating “bites”)
• 2 celery stalks diced
• big handful of sliced mushrooms
• 1 large potato diced
• 1/4 cup instant brown rice
• 8 cups water
• 6 tsp of “Better than Bouillon” vegetable stock (this matters)
• 1 cup plain soy milk
• 2 tbsp cornstarch
• 4 tbsp cooking oil
• 1/2 tsp fresh chopped rosemary
• 2 tbsp fresh chopped parsley

Heat the cooking oil in a large soup pot (like really hot). Throw in all the veggies (they should sizzle), reduce heat to medium, and stir for 5 minutes. Add the water and vegetable base. Bring to a boil and then simmer for 10 minutes. Throw in the brown rice, soy milk, parsley, and rosemary. Cook another 5 minutes. Remove about two cups of the broth and transfer it to a small pot. Get it boiling hot. Mix the cornstarch with just enough water to make it look like milk. Stirring with a whisk, pour the gradually cornstarch into the small pot. The liquid will almost turn to putty. This is good. As soon as it gets to a putty state, remove from the heat. In the larger pot, stir the soup and add the putty. Stir and stir and stir until the putty has dissolved and the soup is thicker.

Taste the soup. You want the soup to taste 75% of the flavor you want to eat it at. If it is not salty enough, add more bouillon 1 tsp at a time and make sure it is stirred (to be at 75% the edible flavor). The soup will need to cool to room temperature before you store it in the fridge. There will be some evaporation and further mixing (or “getting aquatinted” as my late mother-in-law used to say). If you salt it to taste immediately, it will taste like the Dead Sea the following day. If you plan to eat a portion of the soup immediately for a meal, then salt each portion to taste.

If you did everything right, you should have a chunky and somewhat earthy soup that compliments the smell of the autumn leaves around you…minus the SWINE.

For those of you not in the computer world, a version number below 1 (version 0.5, for example) means “the software is good enough for general use, but not a finished product”. It has taken me months to find a vegan oatmeal cookie recipe worthy for general release. The cookies I made last night are worthy of a general release, version 1.0. They are soft, chewy, and full of the comfort goodness characteristic of an oatmeal cookie.

Ingredients:

• 1 stick of Earth Balance margarine
• 1/2 cup sugar (raw, semi-processed…whatever)
• 1/2 cup packed dark brown sugar
• 1/4 cup light brown sugar
• 1 tsp vanilla
• 1 Ener-G egg replacement
• 1/2 tsp of salt
• 1/2 tsp baking soda
• 1 cup  all purpose unbleached flour
• 1 1/4 cups  oats
• 2 tbsp ground Chia seed (provides some kind of healthy redemption)
• 1 tbsp ground hemp seed (ditto)
• 1/2 cup raisins
• 1/2 cup vegan chocolate chips
• 2 tsp non-dairy creamer

Beat the margarine and sugars until creamy. Add the vanilla, creamer, and the Ener-G mixture until blended. In a separate bowl sift (yes, you need to do this) the flour, salt, and baking soda together. Add the oats, chia, hemp, raisins, and chocolate chips to the dry mix. Pour the dry mix into the wet ingredients and mix just until all ingedients are blended. Over-mixing is very common in cookie creation. The more you mix, the more you activate the gluten in your flour. This is great for breads and terrible for cookies.

You should have a wet dough that holds form when squeezed, but also sticks to your fingers a little. Spoon the dough on cookie sheets (12 to a sheet). Bake the cookies 9 – 11 minutes at 375 (oh yeah, preheat your oven). When you take them out of the oven, let them rest for one minute and then transfer them to a cooling rack. Cooling racks are also very important as they prevent the cookie from continuing to bake (dry out) on the cookie sheet and they allow the heat to dissipate evenly. Go spend $3 and pick up one from Walmart. Serve with Very Vanilla Soy Milk.

Here is a no-nonsense throw down bowl of hearty Mexican chow. There are no limits to what you can throw into the bowl as everything goes together and the more you mix it, the better it tastes. This bowl of warm Mexican goodness is a great meal to walk into after a cold fall day.

Ingredients:

• 2 diced potatoes
• 1 diced green pepper
• 2 diced scallions
• 1/2 diced red onion
• 3 minced garlic cloves
• 1 package of silken tofu
• 1 package Trader Joes vegan soy chorizo
• 2 slices of vegan soy pepper jack cheese
• 1 tbsp soy milk
• soy sour cream
• guacamole
• hot sauce
• lime juice
• cilantro

Pour the oil into a large skillet and get it hot! Add the potatoes and garlic. They should sizzle. Cook them for 3 minutes. Add all the other vegetables and cook for an additional 5 minutes until the potatoes are soft. Add the silken tofu block and work it into the mixture. The tofu should break apart into really small chunks. Add the soy vegan chorizo (I love this stuff). Keep on stirring the mixture over high heat until it is cooked through (2 minutes). Remove from heat.

In a small bowl, break up the slices of soy pepper jack cheese and add the tbsp of soy milk. Microwave it for 30 seconds. Take it out of the microwave and whisk it with a fork. This will give you that creamy cheese sauce (vegan, of course) that you find slathered all over your traditional Mexican burrito without having it stop your heart or simply pad it on your thighs or gut (part of that weight loss deal).

Scoop the Mexican mixture into a bowl. Pour the savory melted soy cheese over it. Add a large scoop of soy sour cream and guacamole. Stir it a little until it is nice and sloppy. For kicks, squeeze some fresh lime and sprinkle some fresh chopped cilantro over the top. Get yourself a big spoon and start shoveling in this warm, healthy, filling, fall vegan meal.

This has been a favorite of ours we found pre-vegan days. I made it last night with a vegan twist. This is a great meal that gives you lots of veggies, pasta, and great lemon flavor without all the associated hassle of calories. It is a full meal that can be served with a salad and garlic bread.

Ingredients:

• 1/2 green zucchini
• 1/2 yellow zucchini
• 1 bunch asparagus tips
• 1 head of broccoli
• 1 cup of carrots
• 1/2 package whole wheat angel hair pasta
• 1/2 cup vegetable stock
• 1/2 cup white wine
• 1 tbsp cornstarch
• 1 tbsp margarine
• 1 tbsp chopped fresh parsley
• 1 tbsp chopped fresh basil
• 2 garlic cloves
• 1 pkg Light Life vegan Smart Tenders
• 2 lemons

Cut up all the vegetables on a large cutting board. We use the Pampered Chef hand slicer which makes great juliann strips of the vegetables. Dump the veggies in a bowl and mix them with oil, salt, and pepper. Put them on a cookie sheet and roast them in the oven at 400 degrees for 20 minutes.

In the meantime, boil your pasta.

In a large skillet, get 2 tbsp of oil nice and hot. Open the box of vegan smart tenders and cut them into strips. Mince the garlic cloves and mix them in with the pieces. Make sure your pan is hot! Throw in the tenders into the pot. The tenders have a nice coating on them that should brown. Cook for about 3 minutes until nice and brown. Remove from the pan.

Put the pan back on the burner and add the white wine, veggie stock, margarine, parsley, and basil. Let this cook for 3 minutes. Mix the cornstarch in a separate bowl with some water until it is all dissolved. Wisk this mixture into the cooking sauce. It should thicken immediately. Remove the pan from the heat and add back the vegan smart tenders.

Pull your roasted veggies out of the oven and drain your pasta. Start combining all ingredients in the pasta pot. Start by pouring in the tenders mixture. Add your veggies. From here, add scoops of pasta at one at a time until you get a good balance of all ingredients (some people don’t like a lot of pasta).

Finish the mixture off by squeezing 1 – 2 full lemons over it (to your taste) along with some salt and pepper. Serve in bowls (4 – 6 servings). You should have a nice, light, and satisfying pasta dish.

Folks, a vegan meal does not get any easier than this. If you have been reading this blog and have been curious about the food, the vegan red beans and rice recipe yields a great “try before you buy” meal. It is full of fiber and protein with low fat and no cholesterol (a building block for my 25 year old weight at 35). We have made this meal for all of our veganphobic friends and all have been shocked by how stinkin’ good this is.

Here are the stinkin’ ingredients (I just like saying that in a recipe):

• 1 1/2 cups of cooked rice (not sticky, like classic Uncle Ben’s)
• 1 can of red kidney beans
• 1/2 Trader Joe’s Vegan Chorizo (yeah, we love this stuff)
• 1 TBSP worchestshire sauce
• 2 TBSP liquid smoke
• 1/2 diced onion
• 1/2 diced green pepper
• Vegetable stock

Heat 2 tbsp of oil in a large skillet. Add the onion and pepper. Saute the mixture for 3 minutes. Reduce heat to a simmer. Add worchester and liquid smoke to the pan and stir into the vegetables. Add the rice, beans, and chorizo to the pan. Add vegetable stock in splash increments if it seems too dry for you liking. You may also add dabs of liquid smoke depending on how Cajun you like it. Cook the mixture on low for 3 minutes, stirring frequently.

Remove from heat and serve in bowls with some Frank’s Red Hot (accept no substitutes).

Buffalo Pizza

If you are a skeptic, this sounds like a stretch. Trust me, it isn’t. Much like Taco Bell, I find myself reusing the same ingredients and ideas in many different recipes. If you don’t know what I am talking about, read this post on my born again buffalo wings. Aleta and I just enjoyed this pizza and I even took a picture (many of you have been asking for this).

As you may or may not know, I am the village idiot of bread making. However, I have always been able to do a pizza crust. Adding my obsession with flax seed, I have created a pretty decent from scratch pizza dough. The recipe will yield two thin crust or one thick crust pizzas.

Pizza Crust:

• 1 1/2 cups of bread flour
• 1 1/4 cups of whole wheat flour
• 3 tablespoons of ground flax seed (read here why flax is a health booster)
• two minced garlic cloves
• 1 tablespoon chopped fresh parsley
• 1 1/2 cups of water
• 2 tablespoons olive oil
• 1 tsp of sugar
• 1 1/4 tsp active dry yeast
• 1 tsp salt
• 1/8 tsp ascorbic acid (vitamin C – read here why this is helpful)

Put the sugar and yeast in a small cup. Add 1 cup of really hot to the touch water. Stir the mixture and let it sit for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, it will be frothy and foamy like a head on a Guinness.

Mix all the other ingredients in a bowl. Pour the water in the bottom of your Kitchen Aid mixer with dough hook (best $100 kitchen investment). Turn the mixer on low and gradually add the dry ingredients. Pour the remaining 1/2 cup of water in a shot at a time until all ingredients are mixed. The dough should incorporate all ingredients and not stick to the bottom of the bowl. Add some flour or water to adjust until you reach this. The dough should spin 6 minutes start to finish. Pull the dough off the hook. Spray the bottom of the mixing bowl with PAM. Throw the dough back in the bowl, cover it with plastic wrap, and let it rise for 30 minutes. As always, you can help speed this process by putting the bowl on a warm stove-top by the oven vents. I preheat my oven to 200 degrees just to let the heat warm the stove.

In the meantime, you need to prepare the toppings. The pizza toppings consist of:

• 1/4 cup Frank’s Red Hot (accept no substitute)
• 2 tbsp of canola or grape seed oil (olive if you must)
• 1 sliced medium onion
• 1 heaping handful of sliced mushrooms
• 2 cloves of  garlic
• 5  diced boneless vegan buffalo wings
• 4 slices of soy smoked provolone cheese

Pour 2 tablespoons of oil in a saucepan and get it hot. Add the onions, mushrooms, and garlic and saute on high heat for 3 minutes. Remove the mixture from the heat. In a small bowl, combine the hot sauce with two tablespoons of oil and mix it well.

Once the dough has risen to about 50% more (does not have to double in bulk) than the original size, remove the dough from the bowl and drop onto a floured surface. I like a thin crust so I slice the dough in two portions and throw the other in the fridge (good for 7 days).

Roll the dough out on a floured surface and transfer if to a pizza pan. You may have to work on this a bit as this dough is a little more stiff than regular white flour doughs. The dough should be just about paper thin and you should get at least 12 inches out of it. Spread the hot sauce on the dough and cover it. You may have to do a couple shots from the bottle to get full coverage. Layer the sauteed onions and mushrooms over the sauce. Next, layer the chopped vegan chicken pieces.

Place the pizza (no, I did not forget the cheese) in a preheated 425 degree over for 7 1/2 minutes. After 7 1/2 minutes, pull the pizza out and add the smoked cheese. I usually break the slices into little squares and layer it all over the pizza. You want to wait to add the cheese as soy cheese will burn if you add it at the begining of the process. Place the pizza back in the oven and cook for 6 more minutes.

The pizza crust should be brown and the soy cheese should also start to tint a little brown. Remove the pizza and let it stand for a couple minutes. In the meantime, you can whip up an optional ranch dipping sauce:

• 1/2 cup soy mayo
• 1/2 cup soy sour cream
• 1 large garlic clove
• 1 tbsp of fresh parsley
• 1/2 green onion

Throw all this in a food processor and blend it to a sauce. Add onion or garlic powder to get the desired strength of the dipping sauce. If it is too thick, pour in a tablespoon of vegetable stock or soy milk.

Cut the pizza, serve it up with the cool ranch sauce, and enjoy. This pizza satisfied our itch for the Sunday afternoon slouch in front of TV meal. It has salty, spicy, pizza, and dressing all in one sitting. As always, there is ZERO, Nada, zilch cholesterol and half the fat.

I am the village idiot when it comes to making bread. I have either made rolls that could double over as weapons grade tank shells or loafs that are like that astronaut freeze dried ice cream we all thought was really cool when we were kids (you have never been to Epcot Center?). This last week was a complete breakthrough in my artisan brick (or bread) making ability. I had a brief conversation with a friend of mine who happens to be a commercial baker and she gave me 3 tips that took me from the village idiot to the medicine man of the crusty loaf.

Start with ascorbic acid. Yes, good bread requires acid. You may also know this as vitamin C. Vitamin C is a dough stabilizer. It turbo charges the rising of the yeast and also helps with freshness. After you drop some acid in the bread dough, don’t mix it too long. I have a Kitchen Aid mixer with a dough hook and bowl. I mix the dough no longer than 6 minutes. The first minute is mixing the wet and dry ingredients and the last 5 are kneading. Speaking of wet and dry, add your dry ingredients to your wet. In other words, start with your yeast/water mixture in the mixing bowl and then add the flour.

With all that said, here is the village idiot-proof vegan bread recipe:

• 3 cups of bread flour (if you want to be the village idiot,  use all-purpose flour )
• 2 1/4 tsp (one package) active dry yeast
• 1 tsp of sugar
• 1 3/4 cups of water (a little more or less)
• 1 1/4 teaspoons of salt (that 1/4 makes a difference)
• 1/8 tsp of ascorbic acid (you can buy this in powder form or just pulverize a vitamin C tablet)

Do this exactly as I say or risk becoming the village idiot:

Pour the yeast and sugar into a 1 cup measuring cup. Add hot water until the cup is almost full. The water should be almost too hot to the touch. Stir the mixture in the cup and let it sit. In a bowl, add the flour, salt, and vitamin C. Wait about 5 minutes. The yeast mixture should have a foamy surface about 1/4 inch thick (kinda like the thickness of a head on a Guinness). Pour the yeast mixture into the Kitchen Aid bowl (with dough hook) and turn on the mixer to the lowest speed. Gradually add all the flour. Start pouring in the remaining 3/4 cup of hot water a shot at a time. Be patient until all the water is absorbed (you may not need it all). Keep on adding water until all the dough mixes. This should be happening in under 1 minute. The dough should wrap around the dough hook and not stick to the bottom of the bowl as it spins. If it does, add pinches of flour and wait. Repeat until the stickiness stops. Eventually, the bowl should be spotless without any residue as the dough has picked up all this up. Let the dough spin on the hook for no more than 5 minutes. Stop the mixer after 5 minutes and feel the dough. It should be soft enough to *almost* stick on your fingers, but it won’t.

Remove the dough from the hook and the bowl. Knead it a couple times into a ball. Spray the mixer bowl with Pam and drop the dough back in. Cover and let it rise for 45 minutes or until it is roughly twice the size. I put the bowl on the stove-top and turn on the oven to 200 degrees. The heat from the oven vents warms the stove-top and helps the bread rise. Ideally, bread dough should proof above 80 degrees.

Take the dough out of the bowl and shape it into a loaf on a cookie sheet or a Pampered Chef baking stone (the best). Don’t manhandle it too much. I gently shape it into an oval, making sure not to squeeze all the air (or CO2, really) out of it. From there, put a couple toothpicks in the dough and gently place a couple sheets of plastic wrap over it. It should look like a tent. Put the baking sheet on the stove top and let it rise for 2 hours until it is doubled in size.

Fifteen minutes before baking, put a brownie pan with some water on the bottom tray of the oven. The water will start to boil and make steam. The steam will help give the bread a nice hard crust, but not dry it out. Get the oven up to 425 degrees. Remove the plastic wrap from the baking sheet and stick it in the oven. Bake the bread for 25 minutes. The crust should be light golden brown. Remove the bread from the oven and place it on a cooling rack for at least 20 minutes. This will enable the crust to settle.

If you have made it this far, you should have a kitchen that smells like a Parisian bakery. The vegan bread should have a warm and soft center with a nice and chewy crust. There should be a good yeast and salt flavor to the bread.

I have made this vegan bread 3 days in a row now and it has turned out exactly the same. Our days of paying $5.99 for a Panera loaf may be over. Hopefully, I will stay a medicine man. I can also cancel my military contracts for tank shells.

Even before the vegan diet, I always felt an artery harden when eating a chicken wing. I could always get beyond this because, well, buffalo wings taste so stinkin’ good. This is especially true with a huge bucket of potato wedges and two tubs of ranch and bleu cheese dressing. Add a good football game and a beer and I can’t think of a better night in front of the TV. In fact, I was so obsessed in college with that buffalo taste that I would eat chicken wings whenever I could afford them. If I couldn’t I put the Red Hot sauce on pasta and even popcorn (at 3 AM, anything tastes good). A 12 wing basket with fries and dipping sauces is about 140% of your fat, calories, and cholesterol intake.

Aleta and I both thought our wing days were over until I saw frozen vegan “boneless wings” at our local specialty store. The brand is called “Health is Wealth” and the box is called “Chicken Free Buffalo Wings”. These “wings” are 100% wheat gluten and vegan. I picked up a box of these with high hopes and rushed home.

For ranch sauce, I made an all vegan ranch dip with the following ingredients:

• 1 cup vegan mayo
• 1 teaspoon garlic powder
• 3/4 teaspoon onion powder
• 1/4 teaspoon black pepper
• 2 teaspoons of fresh parsley
• 1/2 cup of plain soy milk
• 1/4 cup vegan sour cream

Blend all this in a food processor until creamy and put in the fridge for 15 minutes. For wing sauce, melt 1/2 cup of Frank’s Red Hot (don’t use anything else) with 1 tsp of margarine. Bake as many wings as you’d like according to the box. When they are done, dump the in a medium sized bowl and add some hot sauce. Toss the wings a bit until they are coated. Add more or less sauce depending on taste.

We were absolutely shocked at how good these wings were. They had the same taste and texture as the boneless buffalo wings we used to eat at Chili’s. The ranch dressing had the cool garlic flavor to balance out the hot and spicy. As a matter of fact, I whipped up a batch of these last night and watched the Colts vs. Rams game.

I am sick of chili. I have been making chili for almost 15 years now as my “poor single man” meal of choice along with chicken, rice, and beans that the Mexican dishwashers taught me how to make in my restaruant days. Of course I am not single or poor anymore (except in spirit). Wanting some Mexican zing without the density of chili, I whipped together this absolutely phenomenal hearty stew.

Ingredients:

• 1 can of tomato sauce
• 2 cans diced tomatoes and chilis
• 7 cups of vegetable broth
• 1 package Trader Joe’s soy chorizo (or any soy chorizo)
• 1 medium onion
• 3 medium potatoes
• 3 large garlic cloves
• 4 Tbsp of chili powder
• 2 Tsp of garlic powder
• 2 Tsp of cumin
• 4 Tbsp oil
• 1 avacado
• sour cream
• fresh limes
• cilantro

Dice the onions and potatoes into bite sizes (as in chunks you want to fit on your spoon). Smash the garlic in a cool Pampered Chef garlic press and add to the potatoes and onions. In a large soup pot, add the oil and get it super hot. Add the potatoes, onions, and garlic. You should get some major sizzle going and an awesome aroma. Cook the mixture on high heat, turning frequently for 5 – 7 minutes until the potatoes are almost edible (pick one up and bite into it). Stir in the soy chorizo and cook for another minute. Add the tomato sauce, diced tomatoes, vegetable broth, and seasoning. Bring it to a boil and then let it simmer for 20 minutes. You may need to tweak the chili powder and cumin to your taste. Remember that chili powder is much less potent than cumin. You can add chili powder in tablespoon increments, but I suggest cumin in 1/4 teaspoon until taste. Add some salt if needed.

Slice the avocado in half and remove the seed. Scoop out chunks of it with a spoon. Pour the soup into a bowl. Throw a couple chunks of avocado, a scoop of soy sour cream, and chopped cilantro on top. Squeeze a lime over the whole thing in serve. Three words: oh my goodness. I served this to my Oklahoma good ole’ boy deer meat eating neighbor and he engulfed the whole thing in about 10 seconds. In his words “Meat or no meat, if it tastes good I’ll eat anything.” So would I and I don’t have to be poor or single to do so.